Top 10 colors we won't be painting our walls

1. Any seasonal color relating to "autumn"
   
2. That color you saw in Lowes while you were drunk and said "Hey, that's hot, right?"
   
3. Any shade of "burnt"
   
4. Baby shit green
   
5. Baby shit brown
   
6. Baby shit yellow
   
7. Basically, any starting with "baby shit"
   
8. The color of the ceiling, even though your junkie boyfriend thinks pink enveloping him would be cool
   
9. Primary colors, unless you are a 2-year-old or a pedophile
   
10. The same color as your grandmother's hospital gown...SEA FOAM GREEN