If I were God - THE list of 7 Bastardous/Joyful Things
- Add an 8th day to the week...right between Saturday and Sunday called "KMABIAHday" = Kiss My Ass, Boss, I'm At Home day.
- Abolish the flavor of "pistachio" from all ice creams in the northern hemisphere.
- Move the Verizon skyscraper from New York City to south-western Zambia...workers still inside.
- Replace all bottled water with my own concoction of half and half, salt water, and hot chocolate...just to piss off the health-freaks
- Emancipate lonely carbohydrates from the Prison of Diet and Annorexia Palace
- Be the ice cream man
- Command the Turks to invade Canada and force the Frenchies to speak Turkish...man, would they be PISSED!!!
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