4 Things that We Fabricated for Self-Entertainment Yesterday

• Imagined Mrs. Spottswood keeling over in the kitchen from her colonoscopy altercation last week
  
• Pictured what would happen if George Bush's comb-over turned into a slice of parmesan cheese
  
• Fantacized about Ron Popeil humping that "set it and forget it!" rotisserie barbecue chicken
  
• That the American government is spying on its own citizens. Oh wait...that's real...