Tentative Book Titles

• Conversations with a Fondue Pot: A Wife's Struggle with an Uncooperative Spouse
• From Paris to Berlin and every Asshole I Get in - Tales of Young Love
• Curiosity and Animosity: Why Orgies Rekindle the Passion and Destroy the Spirit
• Daoyen and the Soviet Fallout Shelter Bathroom Stall: Curing Narcolepsy
  
• Nathan the Wise and Jesus' Vagina: a Phallus is NOT a Penis
• Psychos and Softies: My Exes
• A History of the Banana
• How Captain Planet Made Us All Gay
• I Do Not Love the Fish - The Guide to Correct Russian Grammar
• Schadenfreude and Zerstörungswut: All About Fun German Words