Thursday, February 09, 2006

Russian Orbit Gum that We Don't Have

Now...It is my understanding that most of Russia is "poor." Perhaps this is because it is such a large country with not that much of a population that is scattered throughout the lands; I really don't know. I know there is a very large (however, closing) gap between the wealthy and that which is not. I also know that I live in America...the originator of the entire company of Wrigley, more in the general vicinity of the production plant, and a bigger spender than a Russian. Why are these flavors not available to us? Here is a short list of those which the damned nomadic Russians with their yaks are able to purchase and chew on their journeys that we are not:

  • Сочный Арбуз (Juicy Watermelon)
  • Морозная Вишня (Frosty Cherry)
  • Фито (Herbal Mint)
  • Мятный Бриз (Mint Breeze)
  • Грейпфрут (Grapefruit)
  • Эвкалипт (Eukalyptus)
  • Фруктовый (Fruit)
  • Яблоко (Apple)
  • Клубника (Strawberry)
  • Зеленая Мята (Green Mint)

Lucky Bastards.

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