Who are We Blaming Our Misfortune On Today?

1. Ronald McDonald, who fucked up your order, once again
   
2. That bitch in the payroll department who jipped you two figures on your last paycheck so she would make enough money to feed her own fat fuckin ass
   
3. Movie Rental guy...you blame him for taking the last copy of Children of the Corn, which you needed to watch after another day working at the ice cream shop and seeing too many happy people
   
4. Random Pakistani who answered your customer service call to GE about a clogged ice cube-maker in your freezer
   
5. Cashier who gave you a "dirty look" and then "purposely" wrinkled your new slacks
   
6. Your parents who scarred you for life, which you are now only finding out through counseling, three days per week