States I'd Never like to Visit

• Kentucky - teeth are optional here
  
• Tennessee - country music makes me want to lacerate my gastro-intestinal tract
  
• Vermont - no one lives here
  
• Wyoming - population of 0.4 people per square mile...that's fucking sick
  
• Idaho - nothing good can come from a state that's only good thing is Napoleon Dynamite
  
• Montana - the name itself is retarded...I once knew a black kid who played the saxophone named Montana, what a poor existence
  
• North Dakota - no one in the right mind would live here...at least, no one with a frontal lobe continually intact
  
• New Mexico - if I wanted to sweat my balls off, I'd go to the Red Light District in Amsterdam, not to this desolate snake-fucked backcountry flatland
  
• South Dakota - does anything ever happen here except for the front page of the news referencing you to a cat stuck in a tree on Cooper Street?...seriously, screw that noise