Things That Happened in Europe

• fell asleep on the Berlin subway around 5am on the U2 near Stadtmitte and ended up at Deutsche Oper, past Zoologischer Garten (Schade rating of 3/5)
• friend gives a blowjob in the bathroom of an old fallout shelter-turned club in a post-Soviet Bloc country (Schade rating of 5/5)
• pissed on the Fernsehturm (Schade rating of 4/5)
• pissed on the fountain at Alexanderplatz (Schade rating of 3/5)
• threw flipflops, cigarettes, and lighter into the streets of Holland while on a drunken rampage (Schade rating of 5/5)
• friend almost sleeps with a guy named Flamingo (Schade rating of 3/5)
• friend goes home drunk at 8am and realizes she doesn't have her apartment key and calls me crying (Schade rating of 4/5)
• went to a gay club with one guy and blacked out...regained consciousness while kissing another guy (Schade rating of 5/5)
• slept in the basement of a gay club (Schade rating of 4/5)