Monday, October 02, 2006

States I'd Never like to Visit


  • Kentucky - teeth are optional here
  • Tennessee - country music makes me want to lacerate my gastro-intestinal tract
  • Vermont - no one lives here
  • Wyoming - population of 0.4 people per square mile...that's fucking sick
  • Idaho - nothing good can come from a state that's only good thing is Napoleon Dynamite
  • Montana - the name itself is retarded...I once knew a black kid who played the saxophone named Montana, what a poor existence
  • North Dakota - no one in the right mind would live here...at least, no one with a frontal lobe continually intact
  • New Mexico - if I wanted to sweat my balls off, I'd go to the Red Light District in Amsterdam, not to this desolate snake-fucked backcountry flatland
  • South Dakota - does anything ever happen here except for the front page of the news referencing you to a cat stuck in a tree on Cooper Street?...seriously, screw that noise