Phrases One Says Only Once in a Lifetime

1. No, sorry, I can't go roller skating...I have to shampoo the carpet.
   
2. Could you hand me my chloroseptic from my bag?
   
3. Don't put the PROBE in there!
   
4. Did you just say flaming wallet enchiladas?
   
5. If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. <-Lewis Black
6. It's just like I told her...one cantaloupe and TWO pears, not three, TWO!
   
7. HIAWATHA!
8. I envy you like a water buffalo envies a canoo. <-Katie
9. Do you even know how lips my chapped are??? <-Sam
10. That was refreshing...I really should start committing suicide more often.