Sunday, August 19, 2007

Tentative Book Titles

  • Conversations with a Fondue Pot: A Wife's Struggle with an Uncooperative Spouse
  • From Paris to Berlin and every Asshole I Get in - Tales of Young Love
  • Curiosity and Animosity: Why Orgies Rekindle the Passion and Destroy the Spirit
  • Daoyen and the Soviet Fallout Shelter Bathroom Stall: Curing Narcolepsy
  • Nathan the Wise and Jesus' Vagina: a Phallus is NOT a Penis
  • Psychos and Softies: My Exes
  • A History of the Banana
  • How Captain Planet Made Us All Gay
  • I Do Not Love the Fish - The Guide to Correct Russian Grammar
  • Schadenfreude and Zerstörungswut: All About Fun German Words