Jobs to Fall Back On
- Bartender
- Flight Attendant
- Hotel Desk Clerk
- Travel Guide
- Ice Cream Man
- Glass Blower
- Personal Assistant (to a comedian/comedienne)
I suppose it is dangerous to say that I would enjoy all of these...
See a world from a listly point of view: generally satirical, always bastardous, unorthodoxly funny, with a hint of lime and lithium. If you leave here laughing, it's a good thing. If you leave here touching yourself, it's even better. Now sit back, get your favorite laughing gas, and put on a tart-cart face, because Zaevodnik is bringing you a good show with a little more than 3,000mL to swallow and more sarcasm than you can shake a mixing bowl at. B|L: Your recipe for today’s laughing shits.